if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too 





warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine





isabelfeye:

Anxiety isn’t a fashion statement it’s a miserable disorder with actual real uncontrollable symptoms that eat you alive and distance you from the people you love so stop making it “trendy”



sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer




band-nonsense:

tessaviolet:

peachofcake:

tessaviolet:

i’m tupac on the inside.

tupac is dead.

exactly.

well this is more emotional than expected 



ass-ume:

pockyyyyyyyyyy

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together

thats the quickest ive lost a follower

wtf







casually avoiding death



 he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time


gargoylesarecool:

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.

(Source: johncest)



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